Well, I came home late one night, And much to my surprise. As I was crawling across the kitchen floor She hit me right between the eyes. Now I'm living in the doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse. I did a big (?hog rail?) with a friend of mine, We were feeling mighty fine. Stayed up all night, singing half finished songs, And I didn't make it home on time. And she put me in the doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse. So if you find yourself in a party mood, Let your conscience be your guide. Don't be like me and let lefty win, Or you'll find yourself outside. Living in the doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse.