Tried to save the trees Bought a plastic bag The bottom fell out It was a piece of crap (piece of crap) Saw it on the tube Bought it on the phone Now you're home alone With a piece of crap (piece of crap) I tried to plug it in I tried to turn it on When I got it home It was a piece of crap (piece of crap) (piece of crap) Got it from a friend On him you can depend I found out in the end It was a piece of crap (piece of crap) I'm trying to save the trees I saw it on TV They cut the forest down To build a piece of crap (piece of crap) (piece of crap) I went back to the store They gave me four more The guy told me at the door It's a piece of crap (piece of crap) (A piece of crap) [Extra verse from 2001-07-24, Sportpaleis Ahoy', Rotterdam] I tried to sing the song Got the verses all wrong I knew all along It was just a piece of crap