Here's a story about Surfer Joe He caught the big one, but he let it go There's somebody satisfied with winning Back on the boardwalk there's Moe the Sleaze Sells good things and aims to please He's almost even but he don't mind a handout Come on down for a pleasure cruise We're all going on a pleasure cruise Come on down for a pleasure cruise Plenty of women, plenty of booze [Alternate verse] Midway Ester and her sister Camille Used to fuck all day down under the ferris wheel But late at night, I can still see it spinning Give your ticket to Moe the Sleaze He's the one that's weak in the knees His pants are baggy, but you can see them shaking I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe He may be there, I really don't know We can smoke garfong and watch him ride the big one Come on down for a pleasure cruise We're all going on a pleasure cruise Come on down for a pleasure cruise Plenty of women, plenty of booze Come on down We’re all going Come on down Women, booze Here's a story about Surfer Joe He caught the big one, and he let it go There's somebody satisfied with winning Here's a story about Surfer Joe He caught the big one, and he let it go He's somebody He's somebody Come on down We’re all going Come on down Women, booze