The evening fog was rolling in it was getting hard to see the old white car edged down the road headed for the double e She was bringin' down dinner for Grandpa it was crawlin' with vitamins and tender as a mother's love when she saw the TV vans The side door was open there were three TVs grandpa's face was on every one he was talkin' to a woman with a microphone she was sexy and her hair was all done Sun Green came out and met Grandma then My, you're such a beautiful girl Mother Earth needs more like you you should go out now and see the world What's grandpa doin' on TV? I got his dinner in the car all these vans have blocked our road but we can carry it, it's not too far